Sports/Humor/Philosophy

Who Says Bogey Ain’t Par?

Reflections on Golf, Golfers, & Getting the Ball in the Hole
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Sports/Humor/Philosophy

Who Says Bogey Ain’t Par?

Reflections on Golf, Golfers, & Getting the Ball in the Hole

Synopsis

(l-r) Thomas 'Buckley' Traub and Bill Simpson
Authors (l-r) Thomas “Buckley” Traub
and Bill Simpson

I know, you’re good at golf. Break 80 no sweat. This book is not for you.

You love golf, even though it frequently ticks you off. This book might be for you.

Over 35 million Americans play golf. Statistics claim over 20 million of those play and practice and obsess over the game with reckless abandon. They take the game more seriously than they take their jobs, their spouses, even their own kids.

Who Says Bogey Ain’t Par? has been conceived and executed for these long suffering masses. Reading Who Says Bogey Ain’t Par? will probably not make you a better golfer. See Harvey Penick’s Little Red Book or Ben Hogan’s Five Lessons: The Fundamentals of Golf if you actually believe reading a book can cure your slice or get you out of the sand.

Who Says Bogey Ain’t Par? takes some of the starch out of the game. Using a nice blend of wit and wisdom, this little volume will do its best to alter your attitude about the game. If I have my way you’ll soon be walking, not riding; counting all your strokes, and talking a blue streak even while your best buddy or Scottie Scheffler is in the middle of his backswing.

I mean where is it written that humans must be perfectly still and silent when someone is getting ready to whack a golf ball? Exactly nowhere, that’s where. And who says you should be able to hit a little white ball 444 yards into a tiny cup in four strokes?

Who, I ask, says bogey ain’t par?


Author’s View

I am the father of three kids making their way toward adulthood. No easy chore these days with all the turbulence and changes in the world. Not too long ago I put together a list of essentials to help them navigate the treacherous waters ahead.

When it came time to write a little something about Who Says Bogey Ain’t Par? that list I made my kids came to mind. And when I read it over I was astounded how easily the list could also be used by all of us crazy fools who play the game of golf.

And so here’s my list, exactly as I offered it to my two seventeen year olds and my twenty-one year old:

A few things to keep in mind:

  • Always be honest
  • Take responsibility for your actions
  • Control your emotions
  • Saying no is a strength, not a weakness
  • Keep your word, it defines your character
  • Failure is just a lesson, not the end
  • Choose friends who lift you up
  • Apologize when you’re wrong
  • Treat everyone with respect, until they don’t deserve your respect
  • Speak up for what’s right, even if you stand alone
  • Use your time wisely
  • Don’t be afraid to take risks
  • Never let fear get in your way
  • Be someone people trust
  • Confidence comes from hard work and preparation
  • Help others when you can
  • Real strength is in kindness, not power
  • And always always always stay true to yourself